AmIdol - 10 Girls

      

Hi Kids, It’s Wednesday night and you know what time it is. Yep, rotate the underwear day! Woo Hoo! Double your wardrobe, double your fun. Ryan introduces the ladies. He & the judges say that the guys threw it down last night. Now, I don’t know what show they were watching because I threw up last night. Shameless pimp alert! Shameless pimp alert! Ok, this report is going to go fast. It snowed today. Traffic was horrible. And I am in a cranky mood. So here is the spit fire Cha Cha Cha report. It’s dedication night part deux. Frankly, I don’t give a rat’s ass who they dedicate the performance to, so I’ll just declare that they are all dedicating their performance to Rinko Kikuchi. Why? Because I just like saying the name Rinko. Try it. See? It’s a noun, pro-noun and verb all at the same time. Gina: “Alone”. Scarlet Red Dress. Gina starts off nice & slow. Kicks it in, but when she does she is not in tune. And, I agree with Simon. The dress doesn’t match the performance. Alaina. “Not Ready To Make Nice”. Hmm my theme song. Intereting that she just lost the votes of the Red states. This is not good. Looks like Alaina is not ready to sing nice either. Lakisha. “Midnight Train To Georgia”. She looks like a cheap hooker tonight. Her skirt is too short & the shoes are wrong. But the hooker can sang. Not as good as last week, but a solid performance. Melinda. “My Funny Valentine” She looks fabulous in a dark suit. Smokey, jazzy and cool. This is a nice arrangement. Take Ernestine Anderson, mix in some Abbey Lincoln and shake it up with some Dame Shirley Bassey. This was Excellent. Best performance this season. Antoiletta.  Celine.  “Because You Love Me”.  ‘nuff said.  Tramp got enough publicity this week so I’m not giving her anymore.  Jordin. “Reflections”. She looks good. She has a powerful voice. Jordin is a little off pitch in places, but overall it was good. The song is clichéd but she sang it well. Stephanie. “Dangerously in Love”. She is gor-ge-ous. Beautiful dress. Like Jordin, she has some pitch problems, but it was a good performance. Stephanie is better than almost all the guys and girls. Leslie. “Feelin’ Good”. Who is she? Did she perform last week? Oh,right, this is Holly Hunter. It doesn’t help that she picked a song that someone performed the night before. Well that’s a first. Who would have thought that an AI contestant would sing a song in Baby talk. Usually, they act like babies not sing like one. Yeah, that was scat all right. A big stinkin’ pile of scat. And you duped it right on stage. Thanks a lot, no name. Go Rinko yourself. Haley. “Queen of the Night”. Who put Rachel Ray on tv? I don’t remember her last week. Was this Disney girl? I won’t remember her after that performance either. The background singers were far superior to Belle. And biotch, I am the Queen of the Night.   Sabrina. “All the Man that I Need”. What a schnozz! Sabrina is borderline shouting, but it was pretty good. I think I liked her better last week. But she should advance. Overall, the women are still better than the men although I would be hard pressed to choose the 12 best. Cha Cha Cha Melinda Rinko Kikuchi Two Cha Cha’s Lakisha Stephanie Sabrina Jordin Worth an extra Cha Cha Gina Do I have to give them a Cha Cha? Leslie Haley Alaina Antoiletta I wish those 4 would go home but I’ll go with Alaina & Leslie. Antoiletta should go, but she will get the VFTW votes so I’m expecting her to advance