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Brad Ausmus - 2006 King of the Hardwood

Congratulations to Brad Aumus who captured the 2006 Outsports King of the Hardwood title by defeating David Carr 148-78.  Not even close.

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2006 King of the Hardwood - Final Four

   

We are down to the Final Four in the 2006 King of the Hardwood competition on Outsports.

East Regional Champion Frederic Michalak                        

 

vs. South Regional Champion Brad Ausmus         

 

In the other match-up we have:

West Regional Champion David Carr

vs. Midwest Regional & 2-time Defending Champion  Jeremy Bloom

 

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Voting has begun on Outsports.  Final Four voting ends Tuesday, April 11th at 11:59 pm.

AmIdol - The 9 Lives of the Idolettes

Hi Kids.

The Top 9 or the Nine Lives of the Idolettes. Unfortunately, one of those lives ends tonight. It’s Country Night on American Idol. Well, hot day’um bring on the Cowpokes! But keep the cattle brand away from Mandisa. Moo.

Ryan is growing a beard.  Not that kind of beard, a real one. 

Kenny Rogers who must be at least 103 is the special guest coach. OK, Kenny was the guest on Nashville Star last week. Bitch is sure getting around, no? The producers show Kenny Rogers in his prime. You know, back in the 70’s & 80’s when he was a spry 73year old. It’s funny how Kenny was this shaggy old white man in his prime and is now the love child of Joan Rivers and Bruce Jenner. What next? Selling cheap jewelry on the Home Shopping Network? The Kenny Rogers “Lady” collection now on HSN right after the Joy Mangano “Look, I can pack your entire house into this one cheap ass suitcase” show. Oh come on, you know Kenney is not “A-list” enough to be on QVC! Oh no, I said cheap jewelry. Mama, keep that credit card away from ‘Lil Paris Huxatable!

First up is Taylor. “Take Me Home (Country Road)” – John Denver. Egads. What key is he singing? Who turned the 33rpm up to 45? Don’t cha think its a little high, Taylor? Eeek. This is a very kitschy song. At least he didn’t sing “Thank God I’m a Country Boy.” It seems like Taylor’s just going through the motions and it’s like he chose the song to mock country night. Why not choose “Annie’s Song” if he wanted to sing a John Denver song? How about “Georgia on my Mind?” This performance is awful, awful, awful. I really wanted John Denver to come down from heaven (on a jet plane, of course) all ghost like and sh*t and say: “Fu*k dude, you’re fu*kin’ up my song”.

Mandisa. “Any Man of Mine” – Shania. Woah, what the hell is she wearing? That outfit makes her look ginormous! And I’m sorry but a vertical strip pattern should not be worn by a large woman. Mama, when’s the circus coming to town? I think it’s because of the pattern on her boobs. It is very distracting. I just want to past some of those googly moogly eyes, you know, the ones that you paste on crafts, on each of her cups. At least those eyes would make her outfit interesting. Mandisa would be walking around the stage and her googly moogly eyes would also be bouncing up & down and looking this way & that. Awesome. It’s just a horrible song choice. For the past few weeks I wanted Mandisa to tone it down, but now I just want her to turn it off. You know that deaf angel that I talked about last week? Well now he’s really gouging out his ear drums.

Elliot. “If Tomorrow Never Comes” – Garth. Kenny tells Elliot to stop the runs and just sing the song. Chimp Chimp sings the song and can’t help to throw in a few small Eliot-like runs. It’s not a bad song choice for Elliot. He sounds ok. There were some notes that were better than others. It took him a while to get into the song. Simon is correct when he said Chimp Chimp looked nervous. He did. I don’t think Chimp Chimp is very comfortable in front of a camera and being in the spotlight. Although I’m sure if you point a digital camera at him, he’s hella comfortable at throwing poo at you, though.


Paris. “How Do I Live” – LeAnn Rimes / Trisha Yearwood. Your choice. Paris is wearing a short & straight hairdo tonight. I am so tired of this song. How do I live without you? I don’t know, and more importantly, I.DON’T.CARE!. This song annoys. Paris belts out the power notes. Good for you, Miss Paris, although the performance doesn’t have the usual Paris spark. Nothing funny here. I have nothing. The performance was ok.

Ace. “I Want to Cry” – Keith Urban. Ace is dressed in black and is sitting on a stool. This is a very mellow, easy going song. Ace sings it well. The song suits his girly man voice. Ace used some volumizer in his hair tonight because his hair looks full & luxurious. He ends with his “trademark” falsetto although I don’t know how you would trademark a falsetto. I hate his falsetto. For all I care, Ace can take his falsetto and shove it up his pretty boy hoo hoo. Big guy + girly man voice & Constantine gaze = really creepy girly man.

Kellie: “Fancy” – Reba. More dumb blonde hick stuff. Cal-a-maaari & Sallmon again. Hyuck hyuck hyuck. Duh, which way did he go? Which way did he go?
Piglet is wearing a laced up red top & black pants. I would have wore a sexy dress. I wonder if Piglet and the AI producers know what this song is about? It’s basically about a 18 year old girl from New Orleans who’s father leaves her, her baby sister and her mother dirt poor, and the mother turns her into a whore. However, by the end of the song, she works her way up and ends up being a high priced “lady of the evening”. “Just be nice to the Gentlemen, Fancy, and they’ll be nice to you”. So I guess it’s the life story of Piglet, no? I bet Piglet thought this song was about moving up in the world and getting a fancy toilet. What’s that called? A bee-day? That’s Fancy. She did well, but come on, why wouldn’t she? She would still be skinned alive on stage on Nashville Star. Naomi Judd was the guest judge over there and I would have loved to hear her rip Kellie a new one.

Chris. “Making Memories of Us” – Keith Urban. What’s with all the Keith Urban songs? Chris is a very sexy man. It was nice to see him slow it down and mellow it out. Although I didn’t buy the message of the song for one second. This kind of song is just not his thing, but he did do a good job. Although I would love to spend one night with Chris and I’m sure we can create memories of us. And after one night, he would definitely know the “meaning” of the song. Uh huh. Uh huh. I really thought Chris was going to sing a Travis Tritt/Montgomery Gentry/Big & Rich kind of song.

Katharine: “Bringing out the Elvis in Me” - Hmmm, I don’t know this song. It seems like that’s the only lyric she’s singing/screeching/yelling. And the Elvis that is coming out of her is not the voice. But her hips, I can see it. Bring me a jelly donut!

Bucky. I know he’s singing a Gary Allen song. Kenny tells him to enunciate clearly because most people won’t know the song. So what does the Bucktard do? Mumbledumble beenthebestieverhad blahblahblahjustlikekissincousinsand whatthehellamidoingonthisstage becausecountrydudesrock andyouareallabunchofdumbassesforkeepingmearoundforsolong. Dipshit.

Overall, it was another underwhelming night on Idol. And can I say that Ryan is just being an ass this year? I just want to reach through my tv and bitch slap the guy. Shut the fu*k up you di*kwad. You are the host of the show. Just host. We don’t need you telling us this is a “singing” competition and we don’t need to hear you be a smartass to the judges. Just stand there and introduce the mother freakin’ idolettes. You are not the star of the show. You are just a shop girl presenting us with the merchandise. Now go get me a martini. Sheesh.

Here are the cha cha’s:

Cha Cha Cha:  None. Nada. Second week in a row nobody stood out.

2 Cha Cha’s:  Chris, and in a shocker, Piglet & her new fancy bee-day and Girly voice Ace, and Nervous Nelliot

1.5 Cha Cha’s: Paris, Kat,Buckwad

1 Cha Cha: Taylor, Mandisa

Who’s the Bottom 3? Who goes? At this point, I don’t care as long as it’s not Chris. And I may I take this opportunity to say that I am hacked that Melanie Torres got the boot on Nashville Star? I know you don’t care, but damn she was hot.

Until next time, I am OUT of here.

AmIdol - The Top 10

This is tardy.  Originally written on 3/29/06.

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Hi Kids.

Top 10. No Kevin Covais. Rejoice! Rejoice! It feels like Christmas! Just watch out for the Yellow Snow. And Idol better be good because the contestants on Nashville Star kicked ass an hour ago!

The theme for the show is music from the 21st Century. Since we’re back to a one hour (Hallelujah) format and we have a full show, we start right off with Lisa Tucker Teenage Robot.

Lisa: “Because of You” – Kelly Clarkson. Didn’t she learn from Heather Cox-Sucks? You don’t sing a song that will compare you to another idol, especially not the first idol and current reigning pop queen. This is going to be bad news. Lisa’s got the straight hair tonight. She looks good but she sounds a little flat. Actually she sounds a lotta flat on a lotta notes. Lisa Vic'kee, Miracle Child and Small Wonder 2006, is over singing the song. The judges don’t care for it which shocks Lisa. She is actually shocked that the judges don’t like her. That just doesn’t compute. Our little robot is having a computer glitch right on stage. Not good. And I’m getting tired of all the catty remarks between Ryan & Simon. Just fu*k and get it over with already. Sheesh. You BOTH can be the bottom.

Piglet: “Suds in the Bucket” – Sara Evans. Ok, this was one of my favorite country songs last year. And if I can "sing" it, in the privacy of my own car, mind you, it ain’t a tough song to sing. Oh.My.Gawd. This is freakin’ awful. Aw-ful. AWFUL! What the fu*k was that? Piglet is corny, doing some kind of kick action (maybe it's a hopeful premonition that she will kick the bucket tonight?), and just plain aaaaaaaaaargh! It was horrible, Muriel, horrible. Sara Evans should sue. I would pay to see Sara Evans come on stage, throw the bucket of suds on Piglet and then beat her with said bucket and then string her on the clothes line to dry. Oh, audience, sit your collective asses back down on your chairs. That was not good. One of the worst performances EVAH on the idol stage. I would love to put Kelly on Nashville Star, sing that song, and watch Anastacia Brown rip her to shreads. It would be like watching the bitch queen from Alien going after her pray. Hisssssssssss.

Ace: “Drops of Jupiter” – Train. What the hell is going on tonight? That was a fey/wussy/bland performance. And what the hell was that step tap, step tap routine? This ain’t no motherfu*kin’ audition for Riverdance, dipsh*t. You’re not Michael Flatley! Although if Ace dyes his hair blond, gets an eye lift, throws on a bandana and if you squint really hard...hmmmm. And what’s with the pulling of the shirt to show his “scar” move? Puh-lease. What’s with the scar, pretty boy? Ace says he got the scar from hitting something while playing basketball? Is that what he said? Yeah, right, Ace. Sure you did. In reality, he probably got the scar when he wrestled some botoxed collagen infused Beverly Hills housewife for the last bottle of Jonathan ™ Ultra Hey Look at Me, Bro, I’m Cool, Glam Shine Infuser Conditioner at Jonathan salon. That biotch was cagey, man, she was cagey. Paula is very inappropriate by inviting Ace to a private I’ll show you mine if you show me yours session which, pretty much confirms Corey Clark’s allegations about her. Just fire her tired old drugged up ass. Fire her now!

Taylor: “Trouble” by I didn’t catch the artist’s name. Sorry. It’s a song he loves to sing. While not the most challenging of songs, it was nice to see him subdued, well, subdued for Taylor. Although the, to quote Margaret Cho, “I, Have to pee, RIGHT NOW” stance was a little annoying. You know the stance. You keep your legs locked next to each other, and you are leaning a little as if to fool the pee to think that it’s a detour and it doesn’t have the express lane out of your pee pee and in the meantime, you are also squeezing your ass so tight that even that diamond you’re forming in your ass is saying “yo’ bitch, stop squeezing so tight”. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, Taylor. You know, it was good, but as Randy said, I don’t know, dog it was aiiight. Not very memorable. And that's Trouble. Right Here on Americal Idol. With A capital T which rhymes with P which stands for Piglet Sucks.

Mandisa: “Praise Jeebus, the Lord Hath Come and I Will Shout, Shout, Let it ALL Out” by Mary Mary and the Tears for Fears of Heaven. This has got to be the longest song title evah on idol. Kidding. We get a rear shot. And would you look at that ASS! Wow. Well, if Taylor was making a small diamond in his ass, then Girlfriend’s got a job at Harry Winston. That is a major booty shot. Woah. Mandisa's looks good. The hair & make-up are flawless. But I don’t care for the song. I don't. There I said. it. I. Don't. Care. For. This Song. Because it’s TOO DAMN LOUD. TONE IT DOWN. I TOLD YOU TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT I WANT TO HEAR THE SOFTER SIDE OF SEARS FROM YOU. YOU AIN’T HARKING THE HERALD ANGELS, BIOTCH. THEY CAN HEAR YOU. EVEN HELEN KELLER CAN HEAR YOU. DAMN. WHAT? WHY AM I SHOUTING? I'M SHOUTING? REALLY? I CAN’T TELL. YOU SEE, MANDISA’S SINGING. I SAID MANDISA’S SINGING. MANDISA. NO, FOOL,MAN-DI-SA YOU KNOW, THAT CHICK ON IDOL. NO, SHE'S NOT A BIGFOOT. OH NEVER MIND, SHE’S DONE. Wow. That was church right there. I thought that was overbearing. And Goony Goo Goo to you too, Mandisa.

Chris “What If” – Creed. Ack! Creed! Scott Stapp! OMG, I got a Stapp infection! Call the medics! Ack ack ack! Chris says something like this is the “hardest” song he’s sung thus far in the competition. Ok, y'all, insert your “hard” jokes here. I'll wait. OK, now this guy’s got the presence, but I really didn’t like the song. We get it, you like to rock. I agree with Simon and Chris needs to show more range in his songs from here on out. Last week, he was brilliant. This week? Not so much. Borderline annoying. And he gets minus points this week for singing Creed. Although Chris could make up the minus points and earn bonus points by replacing Scott in the infamous “video” that Scott made with Kid Rock and the groupies...but minus Kid Rock and replacing the groupies with me.

Katharine: “The Voice Within” – Xtina. And the voice within me says “this is going to suck”. And can someone tell me who dresses this girl? What the fu*k is she wearing tonight? Is she planning on entering a fencing competition? Or if this singing gig doesn’t work out, is she going to try out for the role of Dark Evil "Ick, it's a girl" Wendy in Michael Jackson’s version of Peter Pan? I can fly! I can fly! I can suck! To me, that performance was horrible. Kat over sang the song. Not fresh. Clinker notes here & there and there are times when certain notes sounds like nails on the chalkboard with this girl.

Bucky: Obviously inspired by his Faith Hill hairdo a few weeks ago, he chooses “Real Good Man” – Tim McGraw. Uh, uh, uh....Tim McGraw is a real good sexy man isn’t he? And his wife sure is purrrrty.

Paris: “Work It Out” – Beyonce. Oh no, she’s NOT going to try & sing Beyonce is she? Oh yes she is. And 'Lil Paris is working it out. She’s shaking her booty. I guess I’m supposed to love this performance. But I can’t. I'm not buying it. I think it's because I’m too distracted by all the bling. Looks like little Miss Rudy Huxtable got her allowance and spent it all on the quarter & fiddy cent vending machines because look at all the pretty jewelry she bought! The way she wore her hair, the clothing choice, the cheap Joan Rivers jewelry, the make-up application, all wrong wrong wrong for the song. It was too much and too distracting. As Simon said, it looked like a little girl pretending to be Beyonce.

OMG! They just showed a commercial advertising a concert on June 24th at Qwest field. Gretchen Wilson, Dierks Bentley, Big & Rich AND Kenny Chesney. Oh my gawd, I MUST but tickets to this show. It’s going to be freakin’ fantabulously AWESOME. After a horrible show, this announcement has revitalized me. I’m psyched.

The final performance of the evening is Elliott. He’s going to sing Gavin DeGraw’s “I Don’t Want To Be” which Bo sang last year. Chimp Chimp says he’s gong to throw in a soul twist. Ok, I don’t hear it, but I do like his voice. I really don’t care for this song, the arrangement, his rendition or that humped over bobbing up & down thing that he’s doing. I so want to run out there and give Chimp Chimp a fez and some cymbals! I’m so bad. That was ok for me. And Chimp Chimp does look better with facial hair. Has anyone seen that commercial for some computer company where all the humans are made up to look like human monkeys? When I first saw that commercial I thought of Chimp Chimp. Awww cute.

ANYHOO, so tonight’s show sucked. It was totally and utterly a sucky suck night on idol. And we're not talking Eureka suckage. We’re talking Dyson suckage. And as they are showing the recap I am crying. Crying, I tell you, as they show Piglet singing "Suds in the Bucket" I am literally Nancy Kerriganing it at the Moment. “Why? Why? Why? Wahhhhhhhhhhh”

Cha Cha Cha: Matt Mason, Chris Young, Casey Rivers, Nicole Jamrose and Melanie Torres (but not the first half of her song) from Nashville Star.

Cha Cha: I guess Taylor, Chris “Don’t call me Scott Stapp” Daughtry, Rudy Huxtable and Chimp Chimp.

1.5 Cha’s: Everytime you hear Mandisa sing, an Angel loses his hearing.  Dark Wendy, Scar baby

Cha:  Vi’ckee the Robot, Bucktard

No Cha Cha’s, None, El Zippo Cha Cha-o's: Piglet

Well, kids, that’s it for me. I guess tonight we find out who leaves. How about if we have a Blue Light Special and send Crappy & Piglet back home to North Carolina. That would be awesome. It’s kind of like the American Idol version of BOGO!

Be good, stay fresh and keep your fingers out of my damn cookie jar.  I am OUT of here.

AmIdol - The Top 10

This is tardy.  Originally written on 3/22/06.

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Hi Kids.

A much better show this week. Here is the recap:

We are down to 11!    

Tonight’s theme is music from the 50’s. Tonight, the idols have special guidance given by the one and only Barry Manilow. What? He’s not 50’s. Oh, his latest cd is the greatest songs of the 50’s. Got it. So they fly the idolettes to Vegas. This is a prime opportunity to insert another Piglet or Bucky Sin City joke, but the producers don’t touch that one. That will be in two years when Piglet is at the Mustang Ranch “entertaining”. Manilow talks to the idolettes and gives each idolette advice & guidance. Extra special private guidance is given to Ace and Chris by Manilow. Manilow also wants to sing an updated version of “The Last Duet” replacing Lily Tomlin with Mandisa. The Last Duet (2006 Bang in your Ying Yang Club Remix). Look for it in i-tunes.

Mandisa: “I Don’t Hurt Anymore” – Dinah Washington. Mandisa looks fabulous. She’s got the curls in the hair, sensible shoes, and a dress that fits. Finally she tones it down and showcases the voice. And what a voice. She lets out a couple of farts..I mean, Mandisa power notes, and finishes strong. Fantastic performance. Fresh, Fabulous and Fun. Ryan calls her Mandiva. Now this is the wrong word because, Hello! Manilow is probably watching. You can bet your ass that Manilow is probably sitting in his suite in Vegas saying “Bitch, there’s only one Diva and that’s me. I’m the Man-Diva. I’m MANILOW, damn it!”

Bucky: “Oh Boy” – Buddy Holly. Oh Boy is right. At least Crappy has lost the Faith Hill hair but it (his hair) still looks too Wave on Wavy. Manilow ignores Bucky because well, Bucky’s fugly. Manilow gives the Buckster some advice, changes the arrangement to give it more oomph and sends him on his way all the while thinking “this fu*ker doesn’t have a prayer of winning idol.” Bucky does ok. The song is kind of simple. I liked the beginning of the song, but otherwise it was just average. Fu*ky might be in trouble tonight.
   
Paris: “Fever” – Peggy Lee. I would have thought that Katharine McFever would have wanted to McSing this McSong. Maybe there was a cat fight backstage , winner take song, and Paris opened a can of Mc whoopass on McFever. Paris looks fab with the curls, the flower in her hair and the yellow dress. She starts the song out ala Peggy Lee style but midway through the song, she kicks in some Paris style. Nice job. This girls got it.

Chris: “I Walk The Line” – Johnny Cash. Manilow says of all the contestants Chris is the one who knows who he is. And we all know that Manilow wants to know who Chris is. Really wants to know. Really. This should be interesting. Chris is all in black and as usual, he looks super sexy hot. It’s an incredible rendition of the song. It’s “I Walk The Line” that we all know, but not. He’s a little shaky on some of the lower notes, but it matches the song and gives it added depth. Not the best vocals of the evening, but probably the freshest “you can record that now” performance we’ll see all evening. Awesome, dude.

Katharine. Wow, all the heavy hitters are at the beginning of the show. Does that mean the second half will suck? “Come Rain or Come Shine” by any singer who sings the standards. In this case, Ella. Manilow really likes Katharine. She has an amazing voice. And Kat is on tonight. She’s moving around the stage, sexy and flirting with the camera and the audience. Her vocals are spot on, with very minimal screech factor. I still don’t care for the fit of the dress. Or is it a blouse & skirt? Kat needs to call Project Runway and have Chloe Dao fit her. I think this genre fits Katharine. She’s a young Diana Krall.

NOTE:  The drugs have kicked in.  Paula is now officially loopy.

Taylor: “Not Fade Away” – Buddy Holly. Taylor is wearing a baby blue suit with white tennis shoes. Manilow likes Taylor. He knows the meaning of songs. Taylor is hyper tonight. He’s jumping around, running around the stage, goes into the audience and serenades the sax. This was not Taylor’s best performance. It didn’t challenge him vocally and he looked (in my best Balki Bartakomous imitation) reee-dig-u-lous in that blue suit.

Lisa: “Why Do Fools Fall I Love” Lisa says she knew she was going to sing this song when she heard this theme. This girl is not a 16 years old human. She’s a machine. If Diana DeGarmo was Vicki from Small Wonder, then Lisa is V’icKee, the African American version of Small Wonder. Lisa “V’icKee” Tucker is sporting a Whitney Houston “How Do I Know” hair-do. She looks cute. The song is cute. Not the most challenging song, but it was cute. Cutesy cute. But totally forgettable. Danger. Danger.

Kevin: “When I Fall In Love”. Manilow gives Kevin advice on how to interpret the song. Kevin is wearing a polo shirt tonight. However, he’s got his polo shirt buttoned up all the way to the top ala Zack from “Desperate Housewives.” If this is geek chic then kill me now. Now I admit, the kid has a decent voice, but he’s just out of his league. He is not the American idol. He looks like a dorky kid, singing on stage in his high school musical. He’s nothing special and needs to go home now. Bye Bye Kevin/Zack, take your chicken little ass and go back to Wisteria Lane.

Elliot the Monkey. “Teach Me Tonight” – Various Singers, but he’s singing the Al Jarreau version tonight. Elliot says that he’s being honest and admits to America that he never liked Manilow’s music. Nice job monkey boy, you just lost all of the Fanilow Maniacs votes. Because like Kinnick, they will cut you if you diss Manilow. Elliot saves himself by saying that after meeting Manilow, he never realized the complexity & depth of Manilow songs and is now a fan and will start a monkey boys for Manilow fan club. Not really. Manilow tries to get Elliot to loosen up and feel the song. I don’t care for the first half of the performance. But Elliot shifts into another gear in the second half of the song and ends strong. Bonus points for not making the big eyes like that he did last week. And he’s wearing a tie. But even if you slap a tie on, you still look like a monkey only wearing a tie.

Kelly: “Walkin’ after Midnight” Patsy Cline. Thank goodness she didn’t sing “Crazy”. The pick is wearing jeans and a yellow top. She’s slinking around the stage, goes into the audience, and, like any good country girl, ends up down on her knees prayin’ to Jesus. Why is it that lately, Piglet is always down on her knees? Oh yeah, Vegas, Mustang Ranch, future employment. Got it. The vocals were good. This is her kind of songs. Although it was similar to her performance of “I’m the Only One”. She’s safe this week.

Ace “In the Still of the Night” jazz version. He’s got the manufactured look going on tonight. Perfect Hair? Check/. Front of shirt tucked into pants while the back is untucked? Check. Sunglasses hanging on pants to give him extra “style”? Check. “Trademark” beanie tucked in back pocket? Check. Manilow ripping off Ace’s clothes, getting down on his knees and giving him “vocal” lessons? Priceless. The hottest spot north of Ha-vana…

Ace does a good job with this song. His vocals are ten times better than last week. He ends the song with his falsetto. I still think his falsetto is more like a falsetto and is not all that, but the judges seem to like it. Paula just wants to bang him. Corey who?
Ace is safe this week.

The first half was far better than the second half. Nobody sucked tonight. It was close, but I would give the rankings as follows:

1. Chris: Cha Cha Cha. Not the best vocals of the evening, but he gave the best performance and took a classic song and made it sound fresh.
2. Mandisa: Cha Cha Cha
3. Katharine: Cha Cha Cha
4. Paris:  Cha Cha Cha
5. Elliot: 2.5 Cha Cha’s
6. Taylor: Cha Cha
7. Piglet: Cha Cha
8. Ace: Cha Cha
9. Lisa: Cha Cha
10. Bucky: Cha Cha
11. Kevin: Cha Cha – Lowest because he just looks out of place on stage.

Who should go:  Kevin
America’s Bottom 3:  Bucky, Lisa & Elliot

Who goes:  Lisa...or maybe Bucky.

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