Hi Kids. Top 10 men.
Taylor: “Easy” by The Commodores. He’s wearing a suit, no tie & looks great. I like his voice. He needs to cut back on the lean back & “woo” bit. I don’t know what the judges are listening to. Cha Cha Cha
Elliot. “Moody’s Mood For Love” – Stevie Wonder. This guy has a clean, smooth voice. That one run was awesome where he changed syncopation & chords was amazing. Awesome. Cha Cha Cha.
Ace: “If You’re Not The One” by David Beddingfield. Although Ace called the song “If I’m Not Made For You”? He didn’t even get the name of the song correct. He always wears a beanie & sticks it in his back pocket. Yeah, I know a lot of guys who would like to stick something in you, pretty boy. He sounds off key and the falsetto is not all that. I don’t understand all the hype over him because he sounds average to me. Ace is the male version of Jasmine. All the pre-show hype, but in reality, there is nothing there except they look pretty. Randy & Paula blow smoke up his butt & overly pimp him but Simon doesn’t. Ryan makes Ace throw his beanie to the girls and shy, demure Brenna pushes aside all the other girls to get the beanie. Gag me. You know, Ace wanted to actually throw his beanie to young David. And what the hell was Ace doing at a Daniel Beddingfield concert…with his brother? WTF? Cha Cha.
Gedeon: “Change Is Gonna Come” Sam Cooke. Gedeon is another guy with a pure, smooth voice. He looks sharp in his suit. What the hell Randy, you pimp average Ace and you don’t dig Gedeon? That was a very good performance. He is a throwback to Sam Cooke. Love it. Cha Cha Cha
Kevin: “I Heard It Thorough The Grapevine” – Marvin Gaye. Oh Gawd. This guy has no stage presence. Who let this kid on stage? Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers. We have a little lost boy, his name is Kevin. He is wearing a horrible ensemble. Will his parents please pick him up in the Karaoke department? I don’t’ understand all the pimping by Randy & Paula. Kevin is the male Pickler. Pimped because they are nice & supposedly “cute”. like a little puppy. They compare Kevin to Chicken Little. Well you know what happens to chickens right? We eat them. Teriyaki style. He’s out of his league & wasting our time. 1.5 Cha’s. Could I also get a side of gyoza?
Sway: “Overjoyed” – Stevie Wonder. It seems like every year someone sing this song. I’m not a fan of Sway’s voice. Shaky notes. A little off key. It was average. No oomph on stage. Cha Cha
Will: “Lady” – Kenny Rogers. Where did that voice come from? He didn’t show it last week. This kid can sing, but like the judges mention, it just seems like he’s performing in a high school musical. And he said one of the “he who shall not be named” names…. Guarini. AND GOT A PICTURE WITH HIM. That means he’s a goner for sure. It was a safe, kind of muzak performance. Will’s the kind of act that you see when you are shopping in a suburban mall, and the mall is holding a talent contest, and you just happen to walk by when Will is on stage and you turn to your friend and say “this kid has a good voice, he should be n Idol”. But then three acts later, you totally forget about him when the hot dude with the tight jeans and spectacular ass walks on stage. Cha Cha.
Bucky: “The Thunder Rolls” – Garth Brooks! This guy is not eye appealing at all. And quit it with the Hillbilly crap. First Piglet & now Bucky? What, they don’t have ANY restaurants in Jonesville or Rockingham North Carolina? Back to the song, “The Thunder Rolls” the perfect song for his voice. It’s that rough country/rock voice that worked well for Bo. He did well, but he’s not the Idol. 2.5 Cha Cha’s
David: Sweet young crooner David. “The Way You Look Tonight” – Many Artists.
At least he wore a suit & looks good. He’s much better groomed than last week when he looked sloppy. He has the crooner voice, but there was something off about his performance. I think he chose the wrong song and/or arrangement. 1 Cha.
Chris: “Hemorrhage” – Fuel. Yeah, hot stuff, you can fuel my mo-fo tank anywhere, anyplace, anytime. Hey boy. Hey boy, you look mighty cute in dem jeans. Hot dayum’ this guy has a smokin’ bod. Perfect song for him. Rock on, dude. That kicked some serious ass. Cha Cha Cha.
The guys, in order of preference:
Chris: Cha Cha Cha
Elliot: Cha Cha Cha
Taylor: Cha Cha Cha
Gedeon: Cha Cha Cha
Bucky: 2 Cha Cha & a half twist
Ace: Cha Cha
Will: Cha Cha
Sway: Cha Cha
Kevin: 1 Cha & a side of chicken nuggets.
David: A Crooner Cha
Tonight 4 singers get eliminated and bring the Idolletes down to 16.
Girls: Heather & Brenna (please pelase please)
Boys: David & Sway
Boys were better than the girls this week. Until next week, I am OUT of here.
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